Mary Su- ...Bella Swan Meme

I did this back when I had no photoshop. Excuse my unfunnyness and crappy art. I was out of practice with using a tablet.

1) I don't know half of the plot of twilight. I think I'm glad for that. Yes, my dad is an idiot.

2) I STILL don't know the names of most of the people in my classes, I doubt I would even notice Sparkletits.

3) I don't like it when people irrationally hate me for no reason. I get particularly defensive when I'm told.

4) I HAVE slept with sharp objects under my pillow before (someone threatened to kill me, and I was dumb enough to believe them). I have no qualms on doing it again.

5) I <3 werewolves. They kick Vampire asses. C:

6) Thats a sexy stick figure.

7) NOMNOMNOM ...I'm hungry...

8) I couldn't think of anything remotely witty or attempt to be funny.

9) ...my mother hates twilight vampires more than I do. Plus she can take down a guy twice her size. Plus ~ATR13 acknowledges that she can kick his ass if she very well wanted. She needs no one to rescue her.

10) The end. <3

Uhh, I'll find the link to the original blank meme later.